Just for the record, here's what happens to your daily visitor stats when you host a Blog Carnival, then as an encore, you disappear for 4 days.It's been an interesting weekend. Here's a preliminary box score:Shitty movies - 2Dive Bars - 7Scotch on the rocks - 6Gin & Tonics - 3Slurpees - 0Babies - 0Redheads - 0Rednecks - Like the stars in the skyPirates - DozensExposed pirate wench flesh - More